Mary

Hi, My name is Mary.

WomanX

Hi everyone!

Anonymous

What is you favortie TV show?

Mary

Ally McBeal

WomanX

Used to be Babylon 5, but it's over and the Crusade sequel sucks rocks.

Anonymous

What did you think of the women's world cup ?

Mary

I think it kicked ass. Showed us that women can be great athletes, kick butt, but still be feminine.

WomanX

Very, very cool. I would have liked to see people congratulating Briana more and the woman who kicked the last goal less. Briana's the one who won it for us.

Anonymous

What is you favorite thing about Dr. Zhivago?

WomanX

I can't remember if I've seen it.

Anonymous

Lip Gloss or Lip Stick?

Mary

I liked how Dr. Zhivago always kept his head up -- his life completely changed, but he worked with it.

Anonymous

What do you think of Monica Lewinsky?

Mary

I think she didn't deserve all the press she got. She should have known better -- I hate her going off like she was taken advantage of. She put herself in that position.

Mary

Didn't I already answer this?

WomanX

She's a dodo. What did she think was going to happen when she started seeing him?

WomanX

Neither. I have tiny lips and anythink on them just highlights the fact that there are no lips to put anything on.

Anonymous

Titanic... sink or swim?

Mary

Sink. It was a horrible, trite movie. But the effects were cool.

WomanX

Sink. Bigtime. He's not cute. She whines. Bleah.

Anonymous

Where do you shop?

Mary

The Gap, Old Navy, and Victoria's Secret. Although, to be honest, I don't really care for shopping.

flowerchile

Saks!

Stuart

I will now attempt to leave

Anonymous

How was your first kiss?

Mary

Awful. He tried to choke me with his tongue.

flowerchile

Not too exciting.

WomanX

It was a total surprise to me. I was 11 and I had no idea what he had in mind.

WomanX

Harris Teeter for groceries. Macy's for lingerie. Boutiques in New York for other clothes. Highland Hardware for tools. Busy Body for weights, exercise equipment....

flowerchile

By the way, I'm flowerchile, one shagadelic chick.

Anonymous

SUV or Beetle?

flowerchile

SUV

WomanX

Neither. SUVs have sucky acceleration. Beetles are too small--I have more friends than that. I prefer a good sports sedan.

Mary

why would i have to pick one of those two? i like fast cars, not neo-hippie vehicles or stupid gas guzzling wanna-be minivans.

Anonymous

Boxers or briefs? on you or him or her....

Mary

I like boxers on men. Always. I wear thongs.

flowerchile

Boxers. Subtlety is much more romantic!

WomanX

Not one of the monumental philosophical questions of the decade. As long as they're clean.

Anonymous

alley mcbeal... too skiny or perfect body?

WomanX

Way too skinny. And too whiney. They go together.

Mary

no one has the perfect body, but if she is happy with the way she looks, why should i care?

flowerchile

Skinny. Anorexia is epidemic. We need to glorify fatter women!

Anonymous

ever ben to club anytime?

Mary

yes. even got picked up there by an 18 year old.

WomanX

Nope. Should I go?

flowerchile

Maybe.