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What is FOO, you ask??
- FOO is an Oberlin-based organization.
- FOO is a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast.
- FOO will be founded ten years ago last Tuesday by a group of civic-minded
Oberlin College Computer Science majors. Its activities include the
annual hot dog/tofu pup roast in the
to benefit the local members of FOO and FOO-Thon, a gala event that
provides funds for needy retiring college presidents.
- We're not sure what else it is.
What does FOO stand for?
Truth, Justice, and the American Way? Naah...too cheesy. Howabout The
Inalienable Right to Recurse?
I mean the acronym, stupid!!
Oh! FOO: FOO Of Oberlin
- The right to recurse.
- And all other Official Rights.
The FOO, the Proud, the FOO
My vote is for pizza. Any others?
What about OHenry burgers?
Official decision making process
Official FOO telethon spokesperson
Arnold Schwarzeneggar. "Hello. I am Ahnolt. Welcome to FOO-Thon '94."
Official FOO fan club
The FOO-Manchu Society. (We also have many admirers in the Bursar's Office.)
Official FOO operating system
FOOnix, a new version of unix, where all commands are self
referential. It saves lots of space that way.
Official FOO discriminatory policies
No one with a race, creed, religion, or lack thereof may be a member
of FOO. Also, we do not admit people with physical abilities.
The Ronco (tm) Yoghurt Splorter
Oh, and what is CHURCH?
CHURCH is the Religious wing of FOO.
What does CHURCH stand for? ... the acronym!
It stands for CHurch of Universally Recursive CHurch.
What are its religious views?
They are the same religious views as those of CHURCH.
Uhuh. And what types of religious activities does CHURCH hold?
Well, there is the almost daily blowing of the tubes (3 long blasts on
the three Holy Trumpets of FOO)
There is also the ritual of rituals which only occurs every 10
years. And we held it last tuesday, so it won't happen again for
another 10 years.
Okay, so how do i join?
On a moonless night, at midnight, sacrifice a sacred gnu of Borf, and
smear its blood on your left earlobe. Then, while standing on your
tongue with your left foot, repeat the following words n times:
"My, this foot tastes nasty."
Only then will the sacred writings be revealed to you...
(Or you could just read this page and add yourself to the
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