I was born at a very early age. It was a month before my due date and I decided to give my legs a stretch when I burst my Mom's amniotic sac. Little did I know that would be the last day of my posh accomodations at the Hotel Ellen Carpenter. Believe me, it was not my intention to make my parents eat hospital food on Thanksgiving.

Now, I'm home with Mom and terrorizing my little sister, Emma. When I'm not climing on top of something dangerous, I'm running around with kitchen knives and other sharp objects to keep my parents on their toes.

4 months old.	8 months old.	16 months old.