A parody of both polarized politics and the voter questionnaires that ask you a series of questions and give you a political position or candidate based on your replies. In this one, you're presented with a series of people representing opposite stereotypes, and shoot the one you hate most: Would you rather put a bullet in the flag-waving guy, or the America-hating one? Based on your choices, you get a political position, invariably described in insulting terms. The original site seems to have disappeared, so the link is to the Internet Archive's copy.