Lyrics to the David Schwimmer Tribute Song



Chris: Man what a great guy.

Eric: Yeah, I heard he helps old ladies 
cross the street all the time.

Nathan: Yeah and you know he must be 
one of those really smart guys,
Because he got his degree 
from Northwestern University.

Eric: That's awesome.

Nathan: Yeah.

Eric: Man, I heard he can bench press five hundred pounds 
without even breaking a sweat.

Chris: Wow man.  Last year he... 
I think he donated all three of his kidneys
to some dying children.
He's amazing!

Nathan: Yeah and speaking of amazing, like...
He invented the car. 
...How cool is that?

Eric and Chris: He's totally my favorite actor.


Chorus:
Whoaaaa - oh!
David Schwimmer!
Whoaaaa - oh!
You are a winner!


Nathan: Hey Chris...

Chris: Hey what's up, Nathan?

Nathan: Not much man.
I was, uh, watching "Friends" the other night,
you know, that show with David Schwimmer?

Chris: Oh my gawd I love that show.

Nathan: Yeah, no kidding.  Seriously.
You will NOT believe what happened.

Chris: What happened?

Nathan: So, there's this part 
where David Schwimmer is looking out.
And... he looked right at me.

Chris: No way.

Nathan: Yeah, and uh...
I think he saw my soul.


Chorus:
Whoaaaa - oh!
David Schwimmer!
Whoaaaa - oh!
You are a winner!


Bridge:
I loved it when you starred in "Breast Men."
Oh David, won't you be my best Friend...
and more?

Guitar Solo:
So what's it going to be, David?
Will it be you and me, David?
Oh please, David.

Chorus:
Whoaaaa - oh!
David Schwimmer!
Whoaaaa - oh!
You are a winner!
Whoaaaa - oh!
David Schwimmer!
Whoaaaa - oh!
Oh, you are a winner!