Oh, I come from a school known as Carnegie Tech
Where the tuition costs big bucks
Where you pull out your hair
'Cause the classes are dreck
It's pathetic, but hey, life sucks

When the wind's from the East
And the rain's from the West
And the mud on the Cut is near
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop the Shuttle and ride
To another Mehrabian year

Mehrabian years
Like Mehrabian days
A lot more than less
Are chock full of stress
In uncountable ways

Mehrabian years
'Neath Mehrabian moon
A fool who's lazy
Could get a D.V.
And fail out real soon