A N N O U N C I N G

	  T H E   M O T H E R   O F   A L L   P A R T I E S


The Situation:  Keith is finally leaving Georgia Tech.  As an added
bonus, the Evil Landlady (tm) is giving the other tenants of his house
the Olympic eviction shaft.

The Result: The final North Rock Springs blowout: THE MOTHER OF ALL
HOUSE PARTIES.  A monster multi-keg rager that promises to result in
intervention by the landlady, the police, and the Vatican.

If you can walk, limp, crawl, drive, or swim, your attendence at this
party is mandatory.  We're counting on somewhere between 200 and 300
people at this one.

Here's the scoop:

	WHAT:   THE MOTHER OF ALL PARTIES.
	WHO:    Everybody!  Bring your dancing shoes and as many people
		as you can pack into your car.
	WHEN:	THIS SATURDAY, January 20.  Official start time is
		8:00 PM.  Official end time is when the sun comes up
		or the house comes down.
	WHERE:	Chez Chris, Colin, Susan, and Keith.  For the time
		being, the house still is located at 1690 N. Rock
		Springs Rd (see below for directions), (404)
		607-1323.  "We put the Rock in Rock Springs."
	WHY:	Evictions, graduations, and a general lack of respect
		for the law.


WHAT WILL WE BE PROVIDING?
  We'll provide kegs (at least three), some chips-and-snacks, and
  ample opportunities for you to wind up behind bars.  We're already
  in the process of moving furniture out, so there will be plenty of
  crash space for the inevitable overnight guests (and the equally
  inevitable subsequent Brunch of the Living Dead).  We're also
  working on getting a band, but nothing's definate yet (if you can
  help out in this regard, give me a call).

WHAT SHOULD YOU BRING?
  Yourself, your friends, your enemies, random strangers, livestock,
  mazola, wading pools, etc.  And any musical instruments you may want
  for the traditional informal jam session.

  If your name is Sue Long you should begin preparing Jello shots
  immediately. 

WHAT ABOUT THE COPS?
  If history is any guide, the police should begin making appearances
  around 11 or 12.  We'll be passing around a bribe plate, so give
  'til it hurts.

I'M SOLD!  HOW DO I GET THERE?
  Just clip the bottom of this flyer for directions, or email Keith
  (keith@cc.gatech.edu), or point your favorite Web browser at
  http://www.cc.gatech.edu/gvu/people/Phd/Keith.Edwards/Party.html.


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                         D I R E C T I O N S

Pretend you're leaving from Tech.

Head NORTH up Piedmont Street (if you can't figure this much out I'll send
someone out to get you in a wheelchair).  Go past Monroe Drive.  Turn
RIGHT onto N. Pelham Street (this is the second light after Monroe).  Park
on the street.

After you've parked, get out of the car.  Start walking down N. Pelham in
the same direction you were driving.  You'll get to N. Rock Springs Rd.
Turn right, go down about 6 houses.  Look for the balloons on the mailbox.
Listen for the noises.  This is our house.  Go in, introduce yourself.
Have a beer.

It's real easy to find, but here's all the vital statistics just in case
you get lost anyway (and if you get lost let us know so we can laugh at you):

        1690 N. Rock Springs Road
        607-1323

        Show up anytime after 8:00 PM.